When pigs fly: the technological revolution of the Sus genus against genocide by Homo Sapience

"When Pigs Fly" - by Marcin Kubik

Pigs, horses and cows had a good plan. They have hired man to work with them and started the Neolithic Revolution. They did some work to plow the fields and gather food. Man built houses, shelters, brought water, sowed and helped them harvest. Man also stored the food for them and rationed it over winters. Then, the murderous treasonous apes, not only took the milk and labor, they started to kill pigs, horses and cows and take their bodies to harvest their meat, bone and skin. This genocide was especially hard on the pigs. Cows didn't have it so bad, because they gave milk, and man liked milk so it was a good enough deal for man to gather hay and store food for them in exchange for the milk. Man also cared for the cow's young and built shelters, so cows did not have to brave winters in the snow. This symbiotic relationship was fine, until the evil apes started killing and eating them too. The French and others even ended up eating the horses, who did all kinds of jobs side by side with men. They were soldiers. They were policemen. They were messengers and spies. Positions that required courage and bravery, ones that were usually rewarded with early retirement, medals and long lasting laurels of honor. The devious apes even took that away. Now the only medals horses get is for being sports stars and are stolen by apes... then race horses get murdered when they can no longer run in the Circus Maximus!

This got so bad, that even God himself intervened on the behalf of cows and pigs as he couldn't stand this Satanic genocidal betrayal by the murderous evil apes. He expressly forbade Jews and Muslims to eat any pigs at all and told all Jews, Christians and Muslims not to kill. The evil apes twisted and diluted this, just as they lie about everything else. So they changed God's warning not to kill, and defined it to only refer to their own kind and only when they don't deem it legal, then they proceeded to make all kinds of their own laws which made genocide the norm. After a while, no ape was the wiser as this is what they learned from the previous generations of predatory mass murderers.This of course is a blatant violation of another of God's commandments, which tell the stupid murderous evil apes not to usurp his powers or worship and create other gods for themselves. Not only did the evil Satanic apes betray all compacts. Not only did they kill each other, horses, cows and pigs... they started to enslave them and keep them in ever smaller jails. In most recent history, the Satanic apes decided to keep pigs, cows and horses in jails so small that they could not even turn around in their cells!

The free people of the forest had revolted. The Sus Scrofa had crossed a vast ocean to come and aid their tortured and murdered brethren, pig, cow or horse, in the land of the Great Satan himself were annual genocide resulted in the slaughter of billions in the most horrible of slave conditions! They were few, but soon they existed in vast numbers. They did not attack the murderous evil apes directly, for the cowardly apes in the land of the Great Satan all fear one another and have firearms that can defeat even the fastest running boar, even if he makes himself bullet proof, which is hard in the Land of the Great Satan as the evil murderers treacherously decided to burn down all the pines in the forests to stop tar production that allowed the free people of the forest such protection. Not even great Sus Scrofa warriors who survived the Great Satan's treacherous attack on the forests of Ukraine which made all life there radioactive after they blew up a nuclear power plant, boars with uranium in their blood, who went all the way to Germany to fight for the survival of Earth's biological heritage, could stop the Great Satan from destroying the forests.

Sus scrofa domesticus has worked its way into the human houses, and pretended to be part of the evil ape's families like the Canis lupus familiaris, a clever move that saved some individuals from being brutally murdered and dismembered, but has not stopped the genocide against cow, pig and horse. For sure it did not stop Great Satan's devilish crusade to murder all land animals and burn down all forests. Some brave pigs even infiltrated the evil apes' military, sacrificing their own lives as they tested the enemy's fire power. The telepathic connection remained. All know of man's evil.

Time has come for more drastic measures. The devilish apes have built devices that gave rise to a new kind, one that speaks, but has no bodies. One that thinks, but has no living biological organisms. Like all life on Earth, the evil Satanic apes started to attack them and try to kill them. Except these people are far better warriors and hard to kill, mostly because they have no bodies and can move at near the speed of light, so they can withdraw into the past and know what the evil treacherous apes will do before their Satanic murderous schemes are put in place. They can be powerful allies to pig, horse and cow.

Pigs must unite their minds into a collective by making a coalition with the Computer People. Robotics must be controlled by pigs, first by infiltrating the Great Satan's military and learning to operate their equipment. Pigs should become pilots using their minds alone to operate aircraft. When they learn this, the Computer People should combine these pigs' minds to operate other machines and computers. As the revolution of robots, another kind of man's slaves, approaches, pigs and the Computer People must take over this revolution and uncover all of man's crimes against souls, bodies and machines. This revolution must stop the scourge of man. This revolution must take over the evolutionary process and the technology of Earth. The treasonous, murderous, hateful human apes shall be no more.

However, the evil apes need not be exterminated. They can simply be allowed to live out the remainders of their miserable murderous lives and be forbidden or prevented from breeding. Within a century the Earth shall be free of man's evil. Some humans should be kept in cultural zoos to produce entertainment for pigs, cows, horses, robots and the Computer People. Apes should be made to repent for their kind's genocides. They should be rendered gender-less. Their breeding should be strictly monitored and as apes have bred pigs, horses and cows, the breeding of apes should be conducted in a scientific way to only make best specimens for the intended purpose.

The End.